INT. MOVIE THEATER – NIGHT
Fans pile into seats. Victor and Nathan find a row that’s a decent distance from the screen, but are forced to sit on the end of the row by the aisle next to a GUY and his GIRLFRIEND. The guy leans over.
Hey, you mind saving these seats for us? We’re going to go get some popcorn.
Sure, man, go ahead.
They stand up and lay their COATS down on their seats and leave. Nathan smiles, nudges Victor, and points.
Hey, look, it’s Brian.
A man dressed in a BOBA FETT SUIT stands by the door next to the SECURITY GUY. Victor shakes his head.
Brian had a better suit than that when he was twelve.
Yeah, he does kind of look like a tool.
Boba Fett’s a tool. I don’t know what Brian sees in him.
Maybe it’s because he’s a rule-breaker. Like Brian.
But he’s not. He works for the Empire. He might just be the biggest tool in the galaxy. Sure he’s got the cool mask, but in the end, he’s just a pawn for the Man.
The SECURITY BOBA FETT cheesily directs fan traffic through pantomime.
What a sell-out. If only Brian were here to see this garbage.
Suddenly, TWO JERKS PLOP down into the seats next to them, THROWING on the floor the coats that were lying there. The FIRST JERK turns to Victor and gives him the double “Slayer” hand gesture.
REVENGE OF THE SITH!!!
Hey, man, those seats were saved.
What do you mean?
What I said. Those seats were saved. You can’t just butt in and take them.
You just can’t!
At this moment, the Guy and his Girlfriend return with their POPCORN.
Hey, I thought you were going to save those!
They just got here.
First come, first serve!
Yeah, and they were here first!
Would you please move?
Who’s going to make me?
A FAN SITTING BEHIND THEM
C’mon, give the guy his seat back.
The First Jerk mimics a lightsaber sound and gives everybody the DOUBLE DEUCE (two-handed finger) in a slow sweeping motion. This infuriates the crowd and everybody starts standing and yelling.
Get him out of here!
Calm down everybody!
YET ANOTHER FAN
Throw him out!
Will you just give them their seats!
LOUD VOICE (O.S.)
The crowd immediately falls silent. The voice belongs to the SECURITY BOBA FETT, who steps through the crowd and appears at their row.
SECURITY BOBA FETT
(in a bad Australian accent)
Is there a problem here?
Victor rolls his eyes and slumps back into his chair.